Sweatshirt — "Whoever Is In Charge of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Shit Is Fired" Bold Graphic Crewneck
Sweatshirt — "Whoever Is In Charge of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Shit Is Fired" Bold Graphic Crewneck
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek statement across the chest in punchy, retro-inspired colors. The mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly fabric feels substantial without being stiff, and the classic fit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette relaxed and familiar. Built to last with double-needle stitching at stress points and a tubular, no-side-seam construction, it stays comfortable through repeated wear. The playful graphic reads like a spoken thought—equal parts sarcastic and honest—so it slides easily into casual weekends, protest days, or low-key hangouts where personality matters more than polish. Wear it when you want to be heard without saying a word: layered under a jacket for chilly mornings, paired with jeans for errands, or draped over sweatpants for a lazy afternoon at home.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching
- Tubular, no side-seam construction for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Embroidered placement options and printed inner neck labels (DTF) with DTG prints elsewhere
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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