Funny Thanksgiving Host Crewneck Sweatshirt — My Table Seats 6 My Anxiety Seats 12 Gift Pullover
Funny Thanksgiving Host Crewneck Sweatshirt — My Table Seats 6 My Anxiety Seats 12 Gift Pullover
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This cozy crewneck feels like the warm exhale after you’ve wrangled a lively dinner table. Soft, slightly oversized, and embroidered with playful lettering on the chest and a full illustrated scene across the back, it celebrates the messy joy of hosting — the clattering plates, the way autumn leaves find their way inside, and the proud chaos that makes a house feel like home. Slip it on when you’re setting the table, carrying a platter through the door, or collapsing on the couch afterward. The design reads like a wink to fellow hosts: honest, funny, and affectionate. Natural tones in the artwork and stitched details give it a lived-in, handcrafted vibe that pairs well with jeans, leggings, or pajama pants for lingering conversations and late-night dish duty.
Product features
- Embroidered chest and optional wrist embroidery for durable, textured detail
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and lasting shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar to reduce waste and keep fit consistent
- Double-needle stitching at major seams for reinforced durability
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints elsewhere
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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