Coffee Mug — “Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery” Funny Novelty Ceramic Mug

This glossy ceramic mug brings a cheeky, dark-humor vibe to morning routines. Bold black type and dripping red accents wrap the white surface, pairing a playful threat with a steaming cup illustration. It feels like a wink between kindred spirits—those who take coffee seriously and enjoy a little morbid humor with their first sip. Use it on early workdays, late-night writing sessions, or when you need a laugh at the office. The comfortable C-handle and shiny finish make daily use simple, while the sturdy ceramic keeps the print bright through everyday wear.

Product features
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Vibrant, long-lasting color prints
- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap