{"product_id":"coffee-mug-coffee-makes-me-feel-less-murdery-funny-novelty-ceramic-mug-1","title":"Coffee Mug — “Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery” Funny Novelty Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e4.61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.15\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis glossy ceramic mug brings a cheeky, dark-humor vibe to morning routines. Bold black type and dripping red accents wrap the white surface, pairing a playful threat with a steaming cup illustration. It feels like a wink between kindred spirits—those who take coffee seriously and enjoy a little morbid humor with their first sip. Use it on early workdays, late-night writing sessions, or when you need a laugh at the office. The comfortable C-handle and shiny finish make daily use simple, while the sturdy ceramic keeps the print bright through everyday wear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, long-lasting color prints\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":41291313086528,"sku":"79596277425796757685","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":41291313119296,"sku":"30201053164734853540","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0608\/6272\/6208\/files\/8443541204434952538_2048_b11360a6-1713-41a0-9360-015b228927ad.jpg?v=1782919061","url":"https:\/\/michellesviewsdesign.com\/products\/coffee-mug-coffee-makes-me-feel-less-murdery-funny-novelty-ceramic-mug-1","provider":"Michelle's Views Design","version":"1.0","type":"link"}